--I thought I was getting a really good deal on a pillow, but it turned out to be a sham

--I thought I was getting a really good deal on a pillow, but it turned out to be a sham

--at first I wasn't sure about the beard...but it's growing on me

--I was stuck at the ski resort until my friends could dislodge me.

--when you have a messy house problem what you need is a good cleaning solution

--i wanted to go to sailing school but found the course work too riggerous

--on saturday mornings in Sudan most people watch the Khartoum network

--what do you call a musical elf in the city? a metro-gnome

--the veterinarian that caused a cat to lose its voice was sued for meow-practice

--it was strange to be at the moroccan market. you could say it was a bazaar experience

--frosty made a sit-up video. it's called "the abdominal snowman"

--my plan to defrost the chicken was well thawed out

--in which key was the Star-Spangled Banner originally sung?  Francis Scott

--dozen't a doughnut sound good right about now?

--what do you call bruise on a T-Rex? a dino-sore

--what do you call an eye doctor who is into religious experiences?
an optomystic

--my friend from taiwan has a taipei personality

--the foreign lumberjack has an ax scent

--my directv installer demonstrated a pleasant dish position

--broken windows make me shutter

--while in Alaska, i had the perfect opportunity to take a picture of a grizzly bear; it was a kodiak moment.

--what do you use if you need to mail something to the Philippines?  A Manila envelope

--at first I wasn't sure about the beard...but it's growing on me

--I was stuck at the ski resort until my friends could dislodge me.

--when you have a messy house problem what you need is a good cleaning solution

--i wanted to go to sailing school but found the course work too riggerous

--on saturday mornings in Sudan most people watch the Khartoum network

--what do you call a musical elf in the city? a metro-gnome

--the veterinarian that caused a cat to lose its voice was sued for meow-practice

--it was strange to be at the moroccan market. you could say it was a bazaar experience

--frosty made a sit-up video. it's called "the abdominal snowman"

--my plan to defrost the chicken was well thawed out

--in which key was the Star-Spangled Banner originally sung?  Francis Scott

--dozen't a doughnut sound good right about now?

--what do you call bruise on a T-Rex? a dino-sore

--what do you call an eye doctor who is into religious experiences?
an optomystic

--my friend from taiwan has a taipei personality

--the foreign lumberjack has an ax scent

--my directv installer demonstrated a pleasant dish position

--broken windows make me shutter

--while in Alaska, i had the perfect opportunity to take a picture of a grizzly bear; it was a kodiak moment.

--what do you use if you need to mail something to the Philippines?  A Manila envelope